New BACON! items in the Bacon Bits Boutique

Posted on February 13, 2012 by

As I mentioned in my previous post, yesterday I released a new line of Bacon-themed items at the Bacon Bits Boutique! Here’s a few highlights from the collection… to see everything, head on over to the BACON! section of my online shop.

BACON! Customizable Mug mug
BACON! Customizable Mug by seidabacon
“I take bacon grease in my coffee”

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New BACON! collection of fabric now available on Spoonflower

Posted on February 12, 2012 by

BACON!, © 2012 SeidaBacon.com. All rights reserved.Ever since I opened up my own online shop (Bacon Bits Boutique), I’ve wanted to cash in on make use of the coincidence of my last name and the surge in popularity of everybody’s favorite breakfast meat… but I just couldn’t find the right high-res photos of bacon to use.

So, FINALLY I cooked up a batch of bacon and took my own photos… I thought I was going to have to lay the bacon right on the scanner to get decent shots, but luckily I didn’t have to resort to that!

It took me a while (read: all day long) to figure out how to make the pattern repeat without any obvious joins at the edges… but I finally did it! I’ve seen lots (and lots and lots…) of Bacon design fabric (etc.) but none of them repeats in the way my pattern does!

BACON! fabric, © 2012 by SeidaBacon.com, available only at Spoonflower

I just posted this fabric pattern to Spoonflower, so it isn’t available quite yet.
[UPDATE 2/23/2012: The BACON! Collection is now available for purchase at Spoonflower.com!]

But what would you do with yards of bacon? I invision somebody making a whole suit out of it (like in David Byrne’s True Stories)… it’s like Bacon Camouflage! Bacon sheets or curtains would be nice too.

Look for a whole slew of new BACON! products with this design over at the Bacon Bits Boutique, too… I’ll feature those in my next post here.

Love ya, Hon!

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NEW! BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY! (Now with extra ersatz!)

Posted on January 4, 2012 by
BIGOT Wash the Hate Away! © 2012 SeidaBacon.com

My new ERSATZ product for WASHING AWAY THE HATE! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Scroll down for more.

NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique!

BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY!
(And after watching the Republican Primary Debates,
I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!)

My new cleanser has EXTRA ERSATZ, and comes with the
FRESH SCENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT!

Get some today! You’ll wonder how you lived without for so long.

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Seida gets her funny-bone tickled

Posted on December 20, 2011 by

Seida BaconI’m sorry for my temporary absence from this here bloggy-thing, y’all… Seida’s been working a lot of double shifts at the diner lately, tryin’ to save some extra Christmas cash. But I do wanna tell y’all this quick story that happened last night… (names have been changed to protect the guilty):

After a long, long day’s work waiting on folks at the diner, me and one of my girlfriends decided to hang out and unwind. So I went over to her house to help decorate her little tree. She’s all alone in her house on account of her husband is deployed in Iraq (although he’s *supposed* to be coming home in time for Christmas, we’re still not sure he’s gonna make it.) She lives in a suburban tract house just outside Denton, so I always feel like I’m visiting the emperor’s palace when I visit… I get so used to the wind rocking my double-wide back and forth that I sometimes get a little queasy in a house that don’t move. Continue reading →

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Biggest sale of the year – Up to 75% off everything! EXTENDED

Posted on December 12, 2011 by

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Christmas Wasn’t Fun For Mary… It HURT!

Posted on December 12, 2011 by

This is a true story y’all… Continue reading →

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Today only… half off Seida Bacon’s Mugs & Ornaments!

Posted on December 4, 2011 by

Seida BaconIt’s the fourth day of Saving, and today you’re getting HALF OFF all ceramic mugs, steins, glass mugs, and stainless steel travel mugs (now collectively known as drinkware), PLUS half off of all ornaments! FREE SHIPPING if you spend $50 or more, or if you sign up for the free trial of Zazzle Black. Just enter code HOLIDAYSALE4 in the discount code box at checkout and watch your total drop. Some of my favorite designs are shown below, but there are many, many more to choose from at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Continue reading →

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