
My new ERSATZ product for WASHING AWAY THE HATE! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Scroll down for more.
NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique!
BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY!
(And after watching the Republican Primary Debates,
I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!)
My new cleanser has EXTRA ERSATZ, and comes with the
FRESH SCENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT!
Get some today! You’ll wonder how you lived without for so long.
I’m sorry for my temporary absence from this here bloggy-thing, y’all… Seida’s been working a lot of double shifts at the diner lately, tryin’ to save some extra Christmas cash. But I do wanna tell y’all this quick story that happened last night… (names have been changed to protect the guilty):

It’s the fourth day of Saving, and today you’re getting HALF OFF all ceramic mugs, steins, glass mugs, and stainless steel travel mugs (now collectively known as 




