My new ERSATZ product for WASHING AWAY THE HATE! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Scroll down for more.
NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique!
BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY!
(And after watching the Republican Primary Debates,
I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!)
My new cleanser has EXTRA ERSATZ, and comes with the
FRESH SCENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT!
Get some today! You’ll wonder how you lived without for so long.
I’m sorry for my temporary absence from this here bloggy-thing, y’all… Seida’s been working a lot of double shifts at the diner lately, tryin’ to save some extra Christmas cash. But I do wanna tell y’all this quick story that happened last night… (names have been changed to protect the guilty):
After a long, long day’s work waiting on folks at the diner, me and one of my girlfriends decided to hang out and unwind. So I went over to her house to help decorate her little tree. She’s all alone in her house on account of her husband is deployed in Iraq (although he’s *supposed* to be coming home in time for Christmas, we’re still not sure he’s gonna make it.) She lives in a suburban tract house just outside Denton, so I always feel like I’m visiting the emperor’s palace when I visit… I get so used to the wind rocking my double-wide back and forth that I sometimes get a little queasy in a house that don’t move. Continue reading
This is a true story y’all… Continue reading
It’s the fourth day of Saving, and today you’re getting HALF OFF all ceramic mugs, steins, glass mugs, and stainless steel travel mugs (now collectively known as drinkware), PLUS half off of all ornaments! FREE SHIPPING if you spend $50 or more, or if you sign up for the free trial of Zazzle Black. Just enter code HOLIDAYSALE4 in the discount code box at checkout and watch your total drop. Some of my favorite designs are shown below, but there are many, many more to choose from at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Continue reading
Source: http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/
For the second year in a row, my funny 2012 wall calendar has made the Top 10 Funny Calendars at Zazzle! As of this writing, my calendar is ranking number FIVE out of over 100 funny calendars. (Help improve my rankings by clicking the “Like” button–or better yet, BUY one!)
You can buy TWO calendars for the price of ONE with this secret code…
(Ends at midnight 12/2/2011, Pacific Time)
Designed by Seida Bacon (© 2011), this design commemorates 30 years of AIDS & HIV. Available onlline exclusively at The Bacon Bits Boutique (www.zazzle.com/SeidaBacon*)
December 1st is World AIDS Day.
2011 marks the 30th year since the AIDS was first discovered.
Get tested. Educate yourself. Educated others.
Note: I designed the logo on the left to commemorate the 30th anniversary. ALL proceeds from the sale of this design are donated to organizations that support AIDS patients, provide testing and outreach. Shop for them here.
(Ends at midnight 12/1/2011, Pacific Time)
