My new ERSATZ product for WASHING AWAY THE HATE! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique. Scroll down for more.
NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique!
BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY!
(And after watching the Republican Primary Debates,
I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!)
My new cleanser has EXTRA ERSATZ, and comes with the
FRESH SCENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT!
Get some today! You’ll wonder how you lived without for so long.
Actually, this is the first ersatz (fake) product (well, second—more on that in a sec) in a new series of designs I’m working on at the moment. You can get it on t-shirts (including dark tees, long-sleeves, tank-tops, sweatshirts and hoodies), posters, prints, greeting cards (you can customize the text inside) and postcards. They also make terrific cut-out magnets (or sculptures/pins/ornaments). More products (mugs, etc.) will be available soon too.
The original design was rejected by the Content Guideline Team. I wonder why?
I had to re-design this piece, because my first one was rejected by Zazzle’s new totalitarian authority, the all-powerful Content Guideline Team. They never give a specific reason (just that the design “violates our content guideline policies”) and I’ve learned from past interactions with them that there is no appeal or possibility of parole… you just have to move on to a different design. The original (not available anywhere) is shown here. I even put it in the PG-13 category, and it still wouldn’t fly. But I think the new version will sell better anyhow. But, just like real products… sometimes you put a lot of effort into developing something and the public just won’t buy it, so you have to scrap it and start over.
This series was inspired by Wacky Packages, those wonderful die-cut stickers of comical fake products I remember from my youth. Inspiration also came from the world of Andy Warhol’s ersatz products and Campbell’s Soup paintings.
Here is a Lesbian wearing BIGOT on a dark t-shirt.
Looks great on Fags, too!
As a poster, it's perfect for hanging in dark-skinned people's homes!
Customize the text inside the card! Perfect for sending it to your asshole Senator (ie, Rick Santorum)!
There are more products like these only at The Bacon Bits Boutique online store! Get ‘em now and WASH THE HATE AWAY!
