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About Seida Bacon

She works hard for the money, so hard for it honey!

Another Weird Tale from the Dyed-N-Gone-t’Heaven

Lord, Child! I bet y’all think I done fell off the edge of the earth, hadn’t ya? Well there ain’t been much to talk about ’round these parts, ‘cept the usual gutter gossip y’all know I love so much. Y’all … Continue reading

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Happy Pi Day y’all!

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Today is March 14, and I’m told it’s Pi-without-an-E day (my nephew tried to ‘splain it to me, but when he starts talking about math, my eyes glaze over.) I don’t care, but any excuse to eat pie is fine … Continue reading

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Mickey Dee’s New Value Menu

On my way home from the diner last night there was a long line snaking out the door of the Mickey Dee’s…. “Hallelujah! Monopoly is back” is what I thought, until I pulled around and saw this sign. Must be … Continue reading

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Trailer Trash Toile fabric collection

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My new collection of “Trailer Trash Toile” fabrics is now available for sale on Spoonflower!  

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And then there were Eight (plus DC)!

Now that Maryland has joined the ranks of US States (plus Washington DC) that have come to their senses and made Marriage Equality the law of the land, I’ve updated my Rainbow States design at the Bacon Bits Boutique! Click … Continue reading

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VOTE now for my ‘Trailer Trash Toile’ fabric!

Aw, hon… I know it’s been a coon’s age since I posted anything here. I’m sorry to neglect y’all, but truth is, there ain’t been much to yak about ’round here. But today I got sumpin’ special… I got a … Continue reading

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New BACON! items in the Bacon Bits Boutique

As I mentioned in my previous post, yesterday I released a new line of Bacon-themed items at the Bacon Bits Boutique! Here’s a few highlights from the collection… to see everything, head on over to the BACON! section of my … Continue reading

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New BACON! collection of fabric now available on Spoonflower

Ever since I opened up my own online shop (Bacon Bits Boutique), I’ve wanted to cash in on make use of the coincidence of my last name and the surge in popularity of everybody’s favorite breakfast meat… but I just couldn’t … Continue reading

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NEW! BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY! (Now with extra ersatz!)

NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique! BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY! (And after watching the Republican Primary Debates, I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!) My new … Continue reading

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Seida gets her funny-bone tickled

I’m sorry for my temporary absence from this here bloggy-thing, y’all… Seida’s been working a lot of double shifts at the diner lately, tryin’ to save some extra Christmas cash. But I do wanna tell y’all this quick story that … Continue reading

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