Category Archives: Rants

NEW! BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY! (Now with extra ersatz!)

NEW! Available only at the Bacon Bits Boutique! BIGOT brand liquid helps you WASH THE HATE AWAY! (And after watching the Republican Primary Debates, I think I know some folks who could order this in 55 gal. drums!) My new … Continue reading

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Periodic Table of Wackos

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Seida’s Unlucky Friday the 13th

Y’all should know by now that it takes a whole lot to get my ire riled up, but every once in a while I get so mad I could just spit! And tonight I had just one of those nights. … Continue reading

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Another waitress rant (remember to TIP your servers!)

So after my regular shift at the diner last night, we hosted a private party for a local business group in the back dining room. Nothing fancy… it was a potluck dinner, and they served their own beer & wine. … Continue reading

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I’m not a witch either

Hi Y’all! There’s been so much horseshit going on in the news lately, I don’t know where to begin, but some of it’s got me madder’n a wet hen, so I’ll just throw some stuff out there and see what … Continue reading

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Time for Giving Thanks

Hi Sweeties! Although it seems like Halloween is barely over, it’s already time for Giving Thanks. And now that I live in the very birthplace of Thanksgiving (well, the upper thighs anyway) I was curious to see how Ptown celebrates … Continue reading

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What are your pet peeves?

This post is going to be all about my pet peeves, and will be a little bit of a rant. If y’all can’t take the heat, then keep on clicking… Since I work in a service business, I always greet … Continue reading

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A Haiku

Today dear fans, a haiku: Provincetown Summer– A sea of near naked men, I’m invisible. Love ya, hon!

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Life ain’t just sweet dreams and cherry pie

T’other day I was at a fabric store just poking around. It’s been a while since I had my machine out, and I am by no means an expert seamstress. But I can knock out a pair of curtains, or … Continue reading

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There is just not enough love in the world, y’all

You know, we get all types here at the Grenada Diner. Doctors, lawyers, nurses… good working people. A lot of the young kids come in too, cause we’re open 24 hours you know. I mostly work the day shift, but … Continue reading

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