Funny Xmas Cards at HALF off – Today Only!

Posted on November 22, 2011 by

Seida BaconHey y’all,

I’d love to stop and chat, but y’all ain’t got much time before this deal ends tonight at midnight (Pacific time)… Use the code GIVEMAILINGS at checkout and you’ll get HALF OFF all greeting cards, note cards and invitations! You can still get FREE SHIPPING too with Zazzle Black!

Believe me, you won’t find cards like these anywhere else! Somebody recently asked me how I think up all these things, and I just said “well, they just poop out of my brain every now and then!” Continue reading →

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Trailer Trash Christmas Ornaments

Posted on November 21, 2011 by

Well, with Turkey-Day just around the corner, Seida is gettin’ all excited again for time to start decorating my double-wide for X-mas! As you know from last year, I kinda have a thing for Trailer Trash Christmas decor. I get such a thrill driving around the trailer park lookin’ at everybody’s holiday decorations… but I wait until March, when the weather is better.

This year, I’ve found a number of decorations you may want to add to your own Trailer Trash Tree: Continue reading →

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Holy F*ck!

Posted on November 20, 2011 by

Time to lay off the booze and pills, Marjorie. Continue reading →

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Don’t Feed The Carpenters…

Posted on November 19, 2011 by

Don't Feed The Carpenters

A friendly reminder… Please Don’t Feed The Carpenters! Continue reading →

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Top 10 Funny Calendars for 2012!

Posted on November 19, 2011 by

12-month Wall CalendarFor the second year in a row, my funny 2012 wall calendar has made the Top 10 Funny Calendars at Zazzle! As of this writing, my calendar is ranking number 6 out of over 100 funny calendars. (Help improve my rankings by clicking the “Like” button–or better yet, BUY one!) Continue reading →

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Dumpster Baby Jesus

Posted on November 19, 2011 by

Here’s my latest creation in my line of irreverent greeting cards… I’ll let y’all decide whether it’s sacrilegious or not. (Cause, y’know, if Jesus were born today, don’t you think he’d be born out in the alley by the dumpsters behind the Motel 6?)

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Freebie Friday: Drag-Queen-By-Number Jackie Beat

Posted on November 18, 2011 by

This week’s Freebie Friday Drag-Queen-By-Number is none other than Jackie Beat!

This is the third in a series of four fabulous, fun, and free crafts you can make for yourself or for the holidays! Download the file after the jump.
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Biggest Friday Sale of the Year Starts NOW!

Posted on November 17, 2011 by

Friday 4-Hour Sale
Get 50% OFF T-Shirts, Mugs,
Cards, Invites, Wrapped
Canvas, Calendars, Mobile Cases, Ornaments, Necklaces, AND Keychains! Continue reading →

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Spotlight on: Michael Airington

Posted on November 17, 2011 by

Michael Airington as Ester Goldberg

It’s been a while since I wrote a “Spotlight On…” post, and it’s high time I featured my friend Michael Airington in this spot! Michael is the brilliant talent behind the incomparable Ester Goldberg, and several other characters. (I featured Ester in a Spotlight On… post back in 2010.) Now, I’ve never met Ester or Michael in person since I only discovered him after his move to Hollywood, while I’m stuck out here on the East Coast, but I have been entertained by Ester’s daily antics on her blog about Hollywood Schmooze, Views From A Broad, and her weekly videos called That’s Estertainment! Somehow along the way, we became friends on the internet. Continue reading →

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Bring home the Bacon… (Save 20-50% off with this code!)

Posted on November 6, 2011 by

12-month Wall CalendarI know it’s been tougher to “bring home the bacon” recently (for all of us), so here’s a little tip from me to you to save some and still bring home the Bacon…

Shop online at my very own Bacon Bits Boutique (or any of my other shops on Zazzle) and save 50% off cards and 20% off calendars. Continue reading →

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